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Anyway, I had this little fish bowl that was crammed with fish. I had a little squid type thing that was in there and it swallowed my puffer fish, so I tried to grab it and somehow get the puffer out, but it jumped out the tank, grew to about the size of a large dog and walked on it's tentacles to the side of the boat and jumped off!
I then jumped in after it and tried to grab it again (breathing underwater was apparently not a problem for me), but it bit me on the leg leaving like a wart the size of a plum. It hurt like hell too. Then I tried to grab it again and it bit me on the other leg. This time though there was this huge chunk of meat missing from my leg but it didn't hurt at all.
I then gave up trying to catch the squiddy thing and teleported myself onto the boat again (mind over matter???) so I could tend to my wounds. After poking the hole a little with my finger, a kidney popped out and I thought "oh well, I've got another one". Then I get back to my house and call my brother, only to have a fish answer the phone saying, "bloop bloop, Reggie is coming to find you" (Reggie is my pufferfish, but still, what is going on?). Then my leg grows new skin and heals itself in all of about 5 seconds and Reggie was tapping on my window trying to get in.
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