Angry Fruit

One time I had this dream about bananas. They were everywhere and they were attacking me and they tried to make me into a stew, but instead I ate them because they were just bananas. But then after that I was in my room and I looked out the window and saw a whole army of apples. They were holding up crude weapons like from the French Revolution, you know, like, torches and pitchforks and vibrators and such. And there was this big caterpillar in my room telling me something about satellites and how I should go talk to the apples. So I went outside and the apples tried to eat me but then Brak showed up and started singing and the apples ate each other instead. Then Brak and I moved to North Carolina and got married, which is kind of weird because I'm a guy, not that I would say no to Brak if he asked. So anyway, I got a job driving a school bus and fruit never bothered me again.


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