My friends Andrew and Matt are a part of some kind of cult where they were out to get people, and we were all in German class then Andrew gets up and leaves. I knew he was up to something, so I go in this maroon mini van and chased him around until I ran him off the road. I got out of the car and opened the door and he was lying on the floor and both his legs were broken. So I duck-taped his arms to his body so he couldn't move, then I tried to call a helicopter to come get him. One came but it was the "Cult Master" and he took Andrew away. And then my German teacher came and told me that it was all right we’d get him back.
The next day Andrew and Matt came to class with bags of canned fruit, pineapples, peaches, pears, that kind of thing. My German teacher, my best friend Caitlin, and I took the cans and then smashed them on the ground all over the floor.
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