Loony Lunch Crew

Meet the group of people I have lunch with EVERY day. We all started having lunch together quite a while ago - possibly because no one else would be seen with us. Whatever the reason, lunch with this gang is always the high point of my day.

Certifiable master data communications wizard, he still remembers everything he ever knew, in fact he still owns almost everything he ever bought. Doesn't wear a watch, never knows what time it is. He liked Greaser's Palace so much that he named his bulletin board after it. "Call it Greaser's Palace, and they will come".
Likes Tarantino Films, Dennis Miller, Monty Python, 3rd Rock, and he TESTS stuff to see if it works. He likes movies and his collection of black velvet paintings is second to none.
She once had 42 indoor cats, now the herd has dwindled to only 11 plus a large dog, and she knows how to ship things2places and write C, Java, VB and who knows what else. Her dad has these Weird Wolf Dawgs too. Thanks to her Giant Brain and charming personality she got a better job at a another company, but she is still one of the Boys.
The farmer, eats as much as 4 people, gains no weight. He admits to poking holes in his cows to let the air out. (He still claims that all farmers do this).
Has seen every Tarantino movie, Seinfeld fan, used to live in Colorado and actually moved away. Stu will watch ANY movie you lend him, no matter how weird - and - he wears a fish shirt to work a few times a month.
Very active member of the Raccoons, John is one of the few people left that can program in low level code. To him, assembler is a high level language. He’s very good in the new stuff too, plus he wears suspenders every day just to keep everyone guessing. John was recently appointed Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of his lodge.
Also a member of the Raccoons, but of lesser rank than John. Gomez is known for his enthusiam and his general knowlege of all things, in general. Somehow he manages this without getting whipped into a frenzy, or boiled in oil - so far.
Greg lives somewhere out in the woods. He has been off the grid since before the beginning. Amazinzly, he still connects to the Internet. He knows how complicated things work, and everyone likes him.
Helicopter pilot/accountant/programmer/fisherman/bleeding heart/right wing/liberal/conservative. They ought to lock him up and throw away the key.
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