The Big Stapler

Two women are standing in a park. They need to get into the hotel across the road to find Mr Cavendish. One of the women takes a stapler out of her pocket and places it against the window of the first floor (it is now about 40 foot long). They climb up the stapler and ask the people sitting at a long dinner table (all in dinner suits) if they have seen Mr Cavendish. Cut to the other end of the table where Bruce Willis is disguised as a pirate and is talking in French. To allow Bruce to escape, a purple snake and a baboon start to sing.


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