Shoot that Woodchuck!
submitted by dan
I once had a dream about my place of employment during high school. I
worked at a hardware store in a small town. In the dream, I'm staring
at a tree in the lumber yard at the hardware store (which didn't exist
in reality) and there's an albino woodchuck scurrying around under it.
Then, the ower of the store, a white haired older man (approximatley
60), comes out of the store and starts scurrying around under the tree.
Then, one of the owner's sons comes to me and hands me my own (in
reality) Ruger 10/22 rifle and says "I guess you're gonna have to shoot
him", at which point, I raised the rifle to my shoulder and shot the old
man right in the forehead. The old man just looked at me with a stunned
look on his face. Then, I found myself sitting in a gas station down
the street waiting for the police to arrive and arrest me. Then I awoke.
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